falloutbong:

dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

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tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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  • before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
  • after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP

wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

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lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

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dual-destininies:

when your blog gets popular enough to get anon hate

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moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

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dulect:

greeting your relatives

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aerloxlehkka:

verhungernde:

fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

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4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

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