scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

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bourgeoisied:

my hobbies include talking about my fandom to people who don’t care about my fandom

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4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

(via move-on-and-follow-your-dreams)

  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

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ottercopter:

gourmetknights:

GameInformer took points off of X and Y’s review score because it ‘still feels like a Pokemon game’

Well what the fuck do they expect it to feel like

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phobias:

do you ever realise just how lonely you actually are 

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