fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: untongue, via whorrorsh0w)

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

(via pizza)

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

(via yousaythisissuicideisaythisisawa)

awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

(Source: awkwardvagina, via sad-butsassy)

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

image

(via satansbitontheside)

thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

(via satansbitontheside)

cellular-and-narcotic:

marilyn manson could literally make an album of him saying the alphabet for 40 minuets and id buy three copies 

(via whorrorsh0w)

weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

(Source: pterrodactyl, via whorrorsh0w)