nekama:

how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name

(via syntheticlover)

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

(via dumbpost)

cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

(via and-dont-forgettheviolence)

barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

(via dowhaleshavebootyhole)

askgeorgebush:

petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’

(via and-dont-forgettheviolence)

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

(Source: malfoysexslave, via and-dont-forgettheviolence)

Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together

(Source: therealhamster, via farrahfuckingflawless)

hancljob:

im ugly on the inside too 

(via ohyoaustin)

woefuls:

if i ran a mile for every tumblr post i reblogged imagine how fit i would be

(via syntheticlover)

pweezus:

screaming so loud when sugar were going down comes on the radio that it becomes 2005 again

(via hate--creation)

whoredinarygirl:

i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college

(via swagceratops)

ratchet-trolls:

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

im in pain 

(via sad-butsassy)