microwavepizzaoven:

whenever you think i’m listening to you i’m actually just looking at you and thinking about snacks

(Source: unclefather, via dowhaleshavebootyhole)

follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

(Source: straighthater, via raginginmymind)

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

(via raginginmymind)

icwok:

changing themes is such a traumatic experience

(via dowhaleshavebootyhole)

burgrs:

hi im here to ruin everything 

(via pizza)

katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

(Source: baebees, via psycloneofsouls)

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

(via gabstooper)

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

(via pizza)

worldwar2chainz:

anyone who can talk to me for more than a week deserves an award

(via dumbpost)